Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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