Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.

(847): View more from Illinois

parking. I am not drunk

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(281): View more from Texas

So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?

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(703): View more from Virginia

we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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(940): View more from Texas

Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.

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(509): View more from Washington

I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am

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