it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn