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• (206): View more from Washington

  Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.

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• (909): View more from California

  he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.

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  I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon

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  she was in a cheetah costume

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie

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• (310): View more from California

  When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?

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