You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I believe in your delicious
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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