Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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