he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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