Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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