what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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