do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.