the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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