Its about making memories worth repressing
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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