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u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
27 People Confess The Worst Jobs They’ve Ever Had
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...