Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
