yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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