Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
