How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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