I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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