they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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