2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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