Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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