You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We left the knife in your bed.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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