using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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