I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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