you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
why is half of my head shaved?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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