just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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