No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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