im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
