I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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