just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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