well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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