I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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