You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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