Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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