I cockslap morals
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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