I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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