At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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