Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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