Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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