went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
only you would photoshop your dick
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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