gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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