If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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