oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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