but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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