I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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