My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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