actually, I'm a sock model
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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