I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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