I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it