Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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