Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol