The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
ok first of all what the fuck
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