it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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