I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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