He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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